| NEWS FLASH |
[Jul. 20th, 2006|09:44 pm] |
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called
Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that
It has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were
Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid
form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for
use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour
himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink,
and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just
a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction
by the name of MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and
Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there
should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections
and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
=you know the big dollops right=
=peace love and the gary way= |
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| and they say pop music is dead... |
[Jul. 7th, 2006|12:41 am] |
t's the time of year, now that spring is in the air
When those two wet gits, with their girly curly hair
Make another song, for marronic holidays
that nausiate-ate-ates in a million different ways
From the shores of Spain, to the coast of southern France
No matter where you hide, you just can't escape this dance
Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose
Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green, then extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet, and pretend your name is Keith.
Skin yourself alive, learn to speak araphahoe
Climb inside a dog, and behead an Eskimo
Eat a Renault 4, wear salami in your ears
Cassarole your gran, dis-embowel yourself with spears
The disco is migrating, the sound is loud and grating
It's truly nausiating - let's do the dance again..
Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose
Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes
Yes you'll hear this song, in the holiday discos
And there's no escape, in the clubs or in the bars
You would hear this song, if you holidayed in Mars
Skin yourself alive, learn to speak araphahoe
Climb inside a dog, and behead an Eskimo
Now you've heard it once, your brain will spring a leak
And though you hate this song you'll be humming it for weeks
Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose
Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes
la la la la la la la.... |
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[May. 28th, 2006|12:22 am] |
So here I am
doing everything I can
holding on to what I am
pretending I'm a superman
I'm trying to keep
the ground on my feet
it seems the world's
falling down around me
The nights are all long
I'm singing this song
to try and make the answers
more than maybe
And I'm so confused
about what to do
sometimes I want
to throw it all away
So here I am
growing older all the time
looking older all the time
feeling younger in my mind
And here I am
doing everything I can
holding on to what I am
pretending I'm a superman
I'm trying to sleep
I lost count of the sheep
my mind is racing faster
every minute
What could I do more
yeah I'm really not sure
I know I'm running circles
but I can't quit
And I'm so confused
about what to do
sometimes I want
to throw it all away
Controlling everything in site
I'm feeling weak
I don't feel right
you're telling me
I have to change
telling me to act my age
but if all that I can do
is just sit and watch time go
then I'll have to say good-bye
life's too short to watch it fly
to watch it fly
So here I am
growing older all the time
looking older all the time
feeling younger in my mind
And here I am
doing everything I can
holding on to what I am
pretending I'm a superman |
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| just somthing for you to do if your bored |
[May. 22nd, 2006|06:48 pm] |
1. Am I cute?
2. Am I hot?
3. Am I sweet?
4. Am I crazy?
5. Am I luvable?
6. Am I funny?
7. Am I annoying?
8. Am I psycho?
9. Am I daring?
10. Am I a good person?
[WOULD YOU]
11. Hug me?
12. Miss me if I was gone?
13. Listen to my problems?
14. Hug me if I cried?
15. Be a good friend?
[WOULD YOU..]
16. Ever go out with me?
17. If you already have would you do it again?
18. Kiss me?
19. Marry me if you could?
20. Ever talk bad about me if we ever broke up?
[HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW ME]
21. Whens my birthday?
22. How old am I?
23. What school do I go to?
24. Do I have any siblings?
25. Who is my most current ex?
26. Who is my best friend?
27. Who am I crushing on/dating?
28. Favorite animal?
29. Favorite sport?
30. Favorite TV show?
31. Favorite song/songs?
32. Favorite music group?
[WHO AM I]
33. What T.V. star do I most remind you of?
34. What song would you dedicate to me?
35. What famous person do I most resemble?
[IF YOU COULD]
36. Give me a new name, what would it be and why?
37. Hook me up with someone, who would it be and why?
38. Do one thing with me what would it be and why?
39. Drop me one piece of advice, what would it be?
[JUST A FEW QUESTIONS]
40. What do you love about me?
41. What do you hate about me?
42. What is my best quality?
43. If you could change one thing about me what would it be?
44. What is your honest opinion of me?
45. Do you love me? |
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| Hes BAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK! |
[Mar. 29th, 2006|12:00 am] |
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| | Feva for the Flava - Hot Action Cop | ] |
hey was just browsing over all my posts from when i started the journal till now, man was i a moody shit, ah well whats done is done, was kinda cool reading about all my cathouse endevours,
p.s i miss all you guys nights out are just not the same anymore, we should all meet up for a night out at the garage or at least go for a drink. seeing as you should all be old enough now :P. if anyones intrested drop me a txt or leave a comment if you no gots ma new mob number.
p.p.s lea, sheep, monica, lindz, andeveyone else *prod :P
peace love and the 5ive alive way. |
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| hello |
[Mar. 27th, 2006|10:48 pm] |
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hello........hello......is there anybody outthere?..... just nod if you can hear me |
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| hey |
[Sep. 18th, 2004|02:24 pm] |
hey guys, not been on in agess, just thought i'd post a wee sommit sommit,
not been up to much, just been at my gfs really, wokring for game now, so i get like 30% off all new games, eh back at college, just the same as last year,
eh guess thats it
oh,
lindsay n rach, we gotta meet up sometime soon, aint seen you guys in agggggggggggggggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssss,
peace, love and all the usual bollocks, >:P |
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[Jul. 26th, 2004|11:51 pm] |
Five details about you...
[x] i gots a gf
[x] i love my guitar
[x] i love my car
[x] one by one the penguins steal my sanity
[x] i'm finally happy
Five details about your appearance right now...
[x] red t-shirt
[x] odd socks
[x] baggies
[x] messy hair
[x] drool :D
Five things you did today...
[x] Got out of Bed
[x] foned leeann
[x] went to see russell
[x] met parker
[x] Listened to Music
Five memorable things you did this year(so far)...
[x] bought a £350 limited edition, schecter VT100 geetar
[x] got a gf
[x] got rid of the anoyin things in my life
[x] got stoned
[x] joined a band
Five things that everyone should know about you...
[x] its my B-day on the 5th august
[x] hate being lied to
[x] i have a gf
[x] i'm in love
[x] i'm very happy with my life at the moment
Five things that scare you...
[x] russell
[x] penguins
[x] russell
[x] cheese
[x] penguins
Five favorite musicians...
[x] D-loc
[x] violent J
[x] Ludacris
[x] hammerfall
[x] rest of KMK
Five things that make you happy...
[x] leeann
[x] russell
[x] Playing guitar
[x] assin about
[x] drawing
Five people who mean a lot to you...
[x] russell
[x] leeann
[x] Parker
[x] elliot
[x] the rest of the mob
Five things that impress you...
[x] penguins
[x] humor
[x] Love
[x] Intelligence
[x] cheese
Five things you can't live without...
[x] russell
[x] leeann
[x] Music
[x] air
[x] penguins
Five things you feel right now...
[x] happy
[x] sleepy
[x] love
[x] wanna see leeann
[x] slightly stoned
hey guys, not much to say but....
life is great and life is grand, cause ive got a girl and no one likes you :P, only kiddin,bout the no one likes you part, :D
gots me a girl, gots me a new job, gots me happy
later....
think that weeds kickin in :D |
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| today |
[Jul. 4th, 2004|07:48 pm] |
sore face, busted lip, fucked nose, yet i'm suprisinly happy, must be the drugs:D, not been up to much, back from canada last friday, got drunk all week, got jumped on friday, worked yesterday and today, workin tomorrow, hehe
man i gotta go :D |
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[Jul. 3rd, 2004|12:47 am] |
*In The Beginning.....
Who are you: gary
Where are you from: glasgow
Birthday: 05-08-85
Are you tired of answering those same 3 questions in every quiz u take: i dunno
Why did you decide to take THIS quiz: boredom
*How do you feel about.....
Homosexuals: ??
Heterosexuals: ??
Bisexuals: ??
Christians: heheh not sayin shit
Harry Potter fans: :D
anime: amazin
Star Trek: trekkies
Buffy The Vampire Slayer: SMG amazin
Friends: hehe
Will & Grace: its alright
Religion: cults they is all cults
Politics: Tony blair bums G W bush
Gay Marriage: eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Straight Marriage: ball and chain
Marriage in General: its all good fro the first hour
Disney Movies: shit
Diet Soda: its not soda
Music Piracy (MP3 File Sharing): kazaa rules
*Ooooh... Look at all the stars....
Is Christina Aguilera a slut?: No
Is Britney Spears a slut?: No
Did Janet intentionally let her boob flop out?: hell yeah
Did Michael molest those kids?: heheh yeah
Did O.J. do it?: ??
If you had to star in a same-sex love scene, who'd it be with?:you wot
opposite-sex love scene, who would it be?: carmen electra
Who's your favorite actor?: jim carrey
Who's your favorite actress?: ??
Favorite Musician or band?: kmk
Favorite author?: ??
Favorite stand-up comedian?: Lee Evans
Favorite athlete?: ??
Favorite model?: ooooooh
Favorite Talk Show host?: trisha gotta be trisha
*More about you.....
Are you single or are you taken?: single
What do you do in your spare time?: heheh :P
What are your creative outlets?: art
Do you have a webpage?: www.yourmum.com/inmybed
Do you read/write fanfic/slash?: nope
What is in your CD player right now?: hammerfall
What is the last TV show you watched?: friends
What is the last thing u said out loud?: that ucker punced my in the fuckin face burst my fuckin lip
last thing you ate?: pakora
last thing you drank?: my own blood
What are you wearing right now?: icepack on my face
Do you sleep in the nude?: heheh
What do u lie awake thinking about at night?: how much wod would a wood chuck cuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood??
How many pillows do u have on your bed?: 3
How many things are there in you room that have to be plugged in?: 10
How long have u lived at your current place of residence?: 15years
What jewellery do u always wear?: my fossil watch, and a old necklace thing i found
Do you have any tattoos?: nope not yet
Do you have any piercings?: no
*All about your friends.....
How many people do you actually consider TRUE friends: 3
How many people think u are their friend but secretly u can't stand them? none
How many of your Live Journal friends list do you actually know In Real Life: all of them
How many people that have "friend-ed" u do you really know?: most of them
How often do you get comments from people and u have no idea who they are? never
Who is your BEST friend?: russell, elliot, parker,jen
Who is your loudest friend?: parker
Who is your craziest friend?: all of us
Who do you call when u really need someone to talk to?: jen, russell
Who do you call when u really want to have fun?: anyone
Who do you avoid answering the phone when they call?: sameroff, and a couple of others i dont wanna say
Who do you have the most in common with?: russell
Who do you have the least in common with?: none
Who do you wonder how you became friends in the first place?: nope
How many people from high school do u still talk to?: 15
How many people from middle school do you still talk to?: 2From earlier childhood?: russell
*Social Life......
Where do you like to hang out the most?: elliots, or union
Are you usually the designated driver?: nope
Do you drink?: yeah
Do you smoke?: yeah
Do you do drugs?: yeah
Do you dance at clubs?: hehe yeah
Do you talk during movies?: if i'm bored
What is your favorite restaurant?: la tasca
*Favorite......
Pop Princess: ??
Boy Band: ??
Rocker Chick: ??
Rapper?: redman, methodman, kmk,
Color?: red
Food?: pizza
Drink?: sprite/irn-bru |
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| (no subject) |
[Jul. 3rd, 2004|12:41 am] |
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scum their all fucking scum, and the worst thing is we cant do shit or we'll end up stabbed, fuck |
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| i'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack |
[Jun. 27th, 2004|05:40 pm] |
hey back from canada was good, anyone who has spoken to me already nos about it, just thought i'd update with some randomness
At first I was afraid, I was petrified!
Kept thinking I could never pass with no revision guide,
But then I spent so many nights, getting all the questions wrong,
And I grew strong,
And I learned I could scrape along.
I won't look back, to any place,
When I can swallow 15 cans and get completely off my face,
I would have revised by the clock,
I would have had no spare time free,
If I'd thought for just one second my exams would bother me.
So all my notes, are on the floor,
Don't even matter... that there's no rock night anymore...
Weren't you the one who tried to get me to revise?
You think I'd crumble?
You think I'd work towards the skies?
Oh no, not I! I won't revise!
Unless I die of beer stains, I know I'll stay alive,
Though my money's at an end, I've my overdraft to spend,
I won't revise, I won't revise!!
It took all the strength I had, not to act the part,
But in the end my real revision didn't even start.
I used to sit at home at night, feeling guilty to myself,
I used to try, But now I hold my head up high.
And you see me! Somebody new!
I'm not that mixed up weird bloke who wants a good 2:2,
So if you feel like dropping in, chances are that I'll be free,
Coz I've done sod all revision, And I'm failing my degree.
Oh no, not I!
I won't revise,
I think that I may scrape a third, but I could be telling lies!
Let the lecturers all storm,
My bed's far too nice and warm,
I won't revise,
I won't revise,
Oh dear!!
Howdie I thought you might find this amusing I Did...
10 Reasons Why Kayaking is like Sex !!
1/ Boats and Girls are the same; the best ones are usually the hardest to get into.
2/ You need to take a deep breath before going down under.
3/ The ideal conditions are warm and wet.
4/ It seems like great fun until you fall out.
5/ It’s worth driving 3 hours for a good hole.
6/ You get dressed up in rubber and get sprayed with white froth.
7/ It’s more fun when you do it in groups.
8/ Whenever you get a good ride, you wish somebody was filming.
9/ You always feel nervous about dropping into a big hole.
10/ You always get better rides in your dreams.
Tee Hee Hee |
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[Jun. 13th, 2004|12:16 am] |
hey, not been on in ages i no, but still, goin away for 10 days tomorrow, need this break, alota shit still getting to me, dunno why not like a give a shit anymore,
lindz, and kim, get in touch we still need to meet up when i gets back,gots tonnes of stuff to tell yous :D, i miss you guys, :(
nothin else to say really,
later |
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| stoner fun |
[Jun. 1st, 2004|12:49 am] |
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i am talking to kellie, she's so sexy ans i want her babies as i am her long lost pirate lover . |
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| stoleded this from lindsay, :D |
[Apr. 19th, 2004|10:35 am] |
01. Who are you and what's our relationship?
02. How and where did we meet?
03. What's my middle name?
04. How long have you known me?
05. How well do you think you know me?
08. When you first saw me what was your impression?
09. What's my age?
10. Birthday?
12. Colour eyes?
14. Have you ever had a crush on me?
15. What's one of my favorite things to do?
16. Do you remember one of the 1st things I said to you?
18. Would you consider me a friend?
22. Do you think i'm good looking?
23. How would you describe me to someone?
24. Have we kissed?
25. Would you ever date me?
26. Tell me one thing you've always wanted to say but never did.
27: What do you like most about me?
28: Have you ever seen me with my pants off?
29: If we could spend a day together what would we do?
31: Have we ever gotten in a fight?
32: Do you think we will be friends for at least 3 or 4 more years? |
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| fuck |
[Mar. 29th, 2004|12:31 am] |
friday: worked, came home got stonned, eh cant remember anyting else,
saturday: met parker, went into town, wish i hadnt for certain reason, came back got beer, shots n other stuff, got stonned, cant remember,
sunday: worked, came home met florence, did this,
life, can it suck much more |
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| boooooooooooooooored |
[Mar. 24th, 2004|11:13 pm] |
1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? Gary Milligan
2. WHAT COLOUR ARE THE PANTS YOU HAVE ON? black boxers
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? kmk crucial
4. WHAT ARE THE LAST FOUR DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER? 5911
5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? chicken chow mein
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE? purple
7. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? russell
8. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? face
9. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? i stoleded this
10. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? depressed and stonned
11. FAVOURITE DRINK? sprite
12. FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? jack D and beer
13. FAVOURITE SPORTS TO WATCH? basketball
14. HAIR COLOUR? brownish blonde
15. EYE COLOUR? blue
16. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? no
17. SIBLINGS & THEIR AGES? sister 15
18. FAVOURITE MONTH? august
19. FAVOURITE FOOD? pizza
20. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? 2 fast 2 furious
21. FAVOURITE DAY OF THE YEAR? my B-day
22. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? yeah
23. SUMMER OR WINTER? summer
24. HUGS OR KISSES? hugs
25. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE-NIGHT STANDS? relationships
26. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? chocolate
27. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK? ??
28. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? ??
29. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? *??
30. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? with the parental units
31. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? read?
32. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? a stain
33. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? got stoned
34. FAVOURITE SMELLS? purplue haze fresh from the grinder
35. CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE? no
36. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? ??
37. BUTTERED, PLAIN, SWEET (added by James) OR SALTED POPCORN? buttered
38. FAVOURITE CAR? my punto i got for my Bday or nissan 350Z
39. FAVOURITE FLOWER? orchid
40. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING?3
41. CAN YOU GIGGLE? heheheh
42. FAVOURITE WORD? dude
43. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD, WHERE WOULD IT BE AND WHY? canada, i like it there!
44. NOW WHAT ARE YOUR FEELINGS FOR THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? i stole this
45. FAVOURITE FRUIT? mango
46. SO WHO'S ON YOUR HATE LIST? 3 people you no who u are
47. WOULD YOU LIKE TO ADD SOME QUESTIONS? how much wood would a wood chuck chuck??
49. WHAT HAPPENED TO NUMBER 48? i ate it
50. OK, LAST ONE... 41 WAS A STUPID NUMBER TO END A QUESTIONAIRE ON... ANYONE KNOW HOW NORWEGIANS GET ONLINE IF THERE'S NO ELECTRICITY OVER THERE? it the penguins i tell you the penguins |
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| bored |
[Mar. 23rd, 2004|09:02 pm] |
People have you loved?: one
People have you kissed?: ??didnt keep count??
Commandments have you broken?: heheh almost everyone 2 to go
Places have you lived in (for over 3 months)?: here
Countries have you been to?: 4
Languages can you speak fluently?: eh english
People are you talking to right now?: 3
Times have you been in a car today?: four
Different kinds of meat have you eaten?: ??
Different kinds of liquor have you tasted?: all of dem
Jobs you have held?: one
Years of school have you attended?: 12
Shows have you been to this month?: none
Friends would you call "close"?: russell, parker, jen. |
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| stoleded from monica |
[Mar. 17th, 2004|08:09 pm] |
10 Things You're Scared Of:
1. the big fucker half pipe
2. cheese
3. penguins
4. no weed
5. no beer
6. no tv
7. oldness
8. them
9. ??
10. ??
9 Of You're Favorite Possesions.
1. my fone
2. my ps2
3. my bmx
4. ma grinder
5. my guitar
6. my MD
7. my hackysack
8. my bed
9. my tv
8 Of You're Favorite People
1. russell
2. parker
3. jen
4. rach
5. cloe
6. D-LOC
7. debbie
8. lee evans
9. cheese
7 Of You're Favorite Bands.
1. KMK
2. ICP
3. Metallica
4. korn
5. GNR
6. Dark lotus
7. charlie l;ownoise and mentol theeo
6 Things You Wear Often.
1. osiris skate shoes
2. my baggies
3. my watch
4. thing russell gave me
5. thing jen gave me
6. socks ??
5 Things That Annoy you.
1. certain people
2. liars
3. dishonesty
4. attension seekers
5. you :P
4 Of Your Favorite Words.
1. man
2. dude
3. weed
4. joint
3 Of Your Favorite Movies. (Damn only three?)
1. how high
2. dazed and confused
3. BASEketball
2 Things You Wish You Could Change.
1. last six months
2. me
1 Thing You Couldn't Live Without.
1. oxygen |
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